07-10-2006 10:41 PM

Ahoy matey! Please have a seat and we will deliver you yer krabby patty just as soon as we can. If you wouldn't mind I'm more than willin' to take yer money now so you don't have to worry about the billing hullaballoo after you've enjoyed yer meal.

What's that you say? Not here for a krabby patty? Well I'm sure somebody can dig up a salad if that's what yer cravin' yes sir no problem at all.

Yer not hungry? Well than just why are you here? Treasure? Oduke sent you? Hmmm, I suppose i know a thing er two about the treasure yer seeking, but to be honest laddy I just don't have the time to help. Ye see, me number one fry cook hasn't showed up yet and we're swamped today- it is the national jellyfishin' tournament after all! Without me fry cook I can't make any krabby patty's and without krabby patty's I can't make any money, that's a BIG problem!

I tell you what matey, you find me fry cook and I'll tell you everything I know about the treasure that yer after. Spongebob is his name and he's never missed a day of work in his life- that's why I'm so worried. Ye see, the boy's a fool and he works for less than nothin'- err, hehe, just find him for me ok? He's got himself a zoints page if I'm not mistaken, he always talks about it on his lunch break. You can find it here, I believe. If I were you, I'd start me search there.

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